No, I’m not talking about the movie; I’m actually talking about my life. It’s not really a very comfortable state of affairs. It might have helped if I had Cher Horowitz’s connections, but the only thing we had in common was our clueless state, and now she too has joined the ranks of ‘knowing all’ while I am still walking in the dark.
Why do people always expect you to know more than you do? It’s like a fact of life. Whatever you know well, someone knows better. Me, I don’t even qualify to run the race!
Did you know that Rahul and Tanuja broke up!? I didn’t even know they were dating in the first place! But that’s okay; people don’t expect me to know now. That’s one good thing come out of this miserable affair! Want to pass on some juicy gossip to someone who definitely doesn’t already know? I’m the one they come too.
I can live without knowing if the hottest guy in college is single again. – Would really like to know! – But I can survive in suspense. What I really can’t bear is when everyone knows something about me, which I don’t even know about. Still they always think I know exactly what they’re talking about! News flash people – I’m clueless!!
How do people find all these things out anyway? It’s not like I’m a hermit, I’m always around! But I somehow seem to magically filter out all interesting information. Useless boring trivia – now that I’ll remember! Did you know that 40 guntas is one acre? Who cares!?
To all you people out there who say ‘ignorance is bliss’, I have to tell you – Not!
Why do people always expect you to know more than you do? It’s like a fact of life. Whatever you know well, someone knows better. Me, I don’t even qualify to run the race!
Did you know that Rahul and Tanuja broke up!? I didn’t even know they were dating in the first place! But that’s okay; people don’t expect me to know now. That’s one good thing come out of this miserable affair! Want to pass on some juicy gossip to someone who definitely doesn’t already know? I’m the one they come too.
I can live without knowing if the hottest guy in college is single again. – Would really like to know! – But I can survive in suspense. What I really can’t bear is when everyone knows something about me, which I don’t even know about. Still they always think I know exactly what they’re talking about! News flash people – I’m clueless!!
How do people find all these things out anyway? It’s not like I’m a hermit, I’m always around! But I somehow seem to magically filter out all interesting information. Useless boring trivia – now that I’ll remember! Did you know that 40 guntas is one acre? Who cares!?
To all you people out there who say ‘ignorance is bliss’, I have to tell you – Not!
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